Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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