Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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