Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
