we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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