We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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