i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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