the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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