why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
