yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I am available for nakedness
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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