bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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