I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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