2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
