I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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