theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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