i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
