Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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