Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
And then he peed in my hair
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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