You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
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so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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