He is an equal opportunity slut.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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