R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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