He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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