he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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