You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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