i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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