i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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