I need help removing her.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
