is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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