Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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