found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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