real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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