can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just had sex on a roof
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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