i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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