New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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