just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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