absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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