How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I bet he comes in French.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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