Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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