He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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