Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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