just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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