i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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