Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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