So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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