Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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