I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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