Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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