Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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