omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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