Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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