problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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