Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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