Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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