tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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