Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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