How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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