these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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