I didn't shave. On purpose
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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